Rory McIlroy's Premature Ejacubration

What's a "premature ejacubration"? Well, it's when you pop your cork earlier than you wanted to:

Love Graeme McDowell's reaction. Rory McIlroy and McDowell were waiting to let loose with a Ryder Cup celebration, but they had to let Zach Johnson putt out first. Unfortunately, Rory just couldn't last. At least Rory was appropriately apologetic about his, um, performance issue:

I swear this usually never happens!!! 😂#premature #sorryzach https://t.co/LGTEW5b2bK

— Rory Mcilroy (@McIlroyRory) September 29, 2014