But somebody did: Hat tip to the @golfballed Instagram feed for digging one of these up. After seeing one, I had to find out more about them. Turns out they aired in 1997 and were promotional spots for the Nike Air Zoom TW golf shoes. (Want to see current TW models? Check 'em out on Amazon.)
There were four commercials and they were all pretty good - and funny. The best are the ones about fixing your slice, and the one in which Tiger promises to simplify the golf swing.
Watch 'em all: