C-Kim

That's Christina Kim inside what is either a very large washer (or dryer), or one of those businessman's hotels in Tokyo.

I wouldn't mind getting sudsy with C-Kim.

(via her Twitter feed)

Caption This: "Mine's This Big"

Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson sit at a Chinese chess table for a photo shoot in Shanghai prior to the HSBC Champions. What that phallic symbol in the background is, I have no idea.

The Big Stick

This guy's priorities might seem all wrong, but he does redeem himself in the end by asking her, "wanna go again?"

(Hat tip to Devil Ball)

Paula Creamer's Cruel Shoes

Jeez louise, is Paula Creamer a pain freak or what? Getta load of those high heels! Actually, you can't see her high heels - but you can imagine their cruelty by looking at the angle of Paula's feet. Not even ballerinas walk around like that.

Pity poor Cristie Kerr, who probably, putting her own high-heeled black pumps on for this gala affair, thought to herself, "Oh yeah, these are gonna be the highest heels at the party!" She screamed upon standing, but darn it, it was gonna be worth it.

And then Paula showed up, crushing both Cristie's spirit, and her own toes.

I can picture Paula at the shoe store. The attendant, Carlo, says, "Well, that's it, that's every pair of shoes in place."

"Oh, you must have one more pair," Paula implored.

"No, not one more," Carlo replied. "Well, we do have .... THE CRUEL SHOES."

LISTEN: The Cruel Shoes.

It's an .mp3 file. Just imagine "Paula" every time Steve Martin says "Anna."

She's Got Legs

And Natalie Gulbis knows how to use them.

An article in the Fayetteville (N.C.) Observer begins:

Natalie Gulbis wrapped a blanket around herself to ward off a chilly wind at Pinehurst Resort on Monday.

Zach Johnson and Chris DiMarco blew on their hands to try and keep them warm as they hit shots on the practice range.

Now look at what Natalie is wearing:



There is nothing that will get Natalie Gulbis out of her short skirt. I mean, you know, short of ... ahem ... getting her out of her short skirt.

p.s. Am I the only one out there who is unimpressed with Gulbis' babe credentials? But god bless her, she knows how to work it.

Sherpa Chair: It's a Chair! It's a Backpack! It's a Chackpack!

It's the Sherpa Chair, obviously so named because Tenzing Norgay used it on Everest during his frequent stops to pop open a cold one.



If you can take you eyes off that woman's booty, you'll notice she's wearing a backpack, one that appears to have a metal frame. And that's because once the backpack is off your back, it unfolds into this:



It's the Sherpa Chair, and it's being pitched to golf fans who like to trek around the course while attending tournaments. Check it out at sherpachair.com.

Those Celebrity Japanese Commercials

A few days ago, Golf Babes posted a few pics from the 2010 Paula Creamer calendar. If you're unaware that Creamer does a calendar every year, it's because she does it for Golf Digest Japan and it's only available in Japan.

Kinda reminds me of those Hollywood celebrities who do commercials in Japan. So I thought I'd post a few of those.

Arnold Schwarzenegger:


Ben Stiller:


Bruce Willis:


Then there's the Michelle Wie Japanese commercial ...

Kylie Minogue Says Golf Is Sexy; Timberlake Says No Butts About It

Kylie Minogue says golf is sexy. Hey, when you're Kylie Minogue, I guess it is! When you're Kylie Minogue, making a sandwich is sexy. The Aussie pop songstress told InStyle Australia:

"Golf can be sexy. For me it's been great to go with (boytoy Spanish model) Andres Velencoso in the fresh air for hours. And golf courses are normally attached to very beautiful hotels with beautiful spas and a Michelin star restaurant.

"You play golf, you relax, you eat. You would be surprised by the people who play golf."

Like, say, Kylie Minogue! (Does Dannii caddie for her?)

Kylie did manage to get in one dig against the game, however:

"Maybe I need to get into designing golf wear because let me tell you it's not easy to look good on the golf course."

Speaking of bringing sexy back to golf, Kylie's comments came at the same time as Justin Timberlake's tournament on the PGA Tour. The two now have golf in common, and Justin loves Kylie's sexy backside, as she learned first-hand - both hands, actually - at the 2003 British Music Awards:



In a caption to this photo, the Guardian newspaper said: "The former 'NSync singer became the envy of many when he got a piece of arguably the most desirable bottom in pop." Kylie wasn't so pleased at being felt up by Justin, however, later speaking of the incident as "the day she retired her bum."

Still, if Kylie decides to rip a drive, she must hit him 'em far - assuming she gets her cheeks into it. Perhaps Justin and Kylie can make up on the golf course. But remember, Justin - no slaps on the behind after birdies.

Scoop? There It Is

What do you get the golfer who is REALLY lazy? Get him/her a Scramble Scoop, the ball retriever designed to let you grab those stray golf balls without even getting off your lazy, fat ass!



The Scramble Scoop was originally developed for use in tournament play - a device that can speed up scrambles. No need to hop out of the cart and pick up the balls that aren't being played - just do a drive-by.

But the manufacturers apparently later discovered that most golfers are lazy lard-butts who play golf only as an excuse to drink beer. What better product to market to that segment of the golf population?

And think of the non-golf uses. For example, the Scramble Scoop can save you money. How? No need to visit the clubhouse between nines for food. Pop a hibachi in the back of the cart, and use the Scramble Scoop to grab a few squirrels along the way. Mmmmmm, tastes like chicken!

ScrambleScoop.com

Tell Us Something We Don't Know

That's the headline on the Seattle Post-Intelligencer Web site after the first round of the LPGA's Arkansas tournament. But, c'mon guys, put a little more effort into your headlines. Of course a gal is in front! It's the Ladies Professional Golf Association!