EW: Bob, do you ever think about retiring?
De Niro: What am I gonna do? Play golf? I don't play golf. Not that I want to offend anyone who plays golf.
Freeman: Well ...
De Niro: You play golf?
Freeman: I play golf.
De Niro: OK, I'm sorry. ... I'm sure that's a whole other experience that I just don't ...
Freeman: Don't involve yourself with golf. It's the most humiliating game anybody ever invented.
Truer words have never been spoken. On the other hand, maybe Freeman is simply doing it wrong. Hey, Morgan, you do know you're allowed to put both hands on the club, right?