Thursday, December 27, 2012

Pro Golfer Shows Off Vibrator She Got for Christmas

Hey, Kristie Smith, did you have a good Christmas? "Yes ... Yes! ... YES!!!"

So just what are the Christmas gifts that have young Kristie Smith - an Australian pro with wins on the ALPG, Futures Tour, and Ladies European Tour - feeling so spoiled by her family? She gathered them into a group and shared the photo with her Twitter and Instagram followers:

Hey, is that a ... vibrator? It sure is! And yet, Kristie shared this photo with the public - showed it off even - while noting that her Christmas haul made her feeled "spoilt."

Good for her! May she and her new little friend achieve thousands of orgasms together!Not like it's something we don't all do ourselves. As that great poet Cyndi Lauper once put it:

She bop, he bop, a-we bop,
I bop, you bop, a-they bop

What strikes me about this is the difference in attitudes about sex between Americans and most of the rest of the Westernized, industrial world. Australians clearly don't have the hang-ups about sex that Americans have - not exactly news to anyone who's ever met an Aussie.

Truth is, Americans are some of the most prudish people on the planet about sex and sexuality. Yet, there is Kristie, sharing her new toy with the world, not only unashamedly, but completely without embarrassment.

Americans, by contrast, are so completely hung up about sex, but not hung up nearly enough about violence. Blood, guts, gore, killing, mayhem? Celebrated in American popular culture! Glorified! Sex and nudity? Ewwww, have some decency! (It's not that American pop culture doesn't also celebrate and glorify sex, but the difference in the reaction of cultural, moral and especially religious scolds that I'm commenting on.)

Your mileage may vary, but I think we (Americans) have it backwards.

Kristie Smith's vibrator is buzzing with a lesson for us all. Ask not for whom Kristie Smith's vibrator buzzes, America, it buzzes for thee!

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