Ian Poulter's Ghost Story
Poulter wrote on Twitter: "Check this out, we have a ghost in our house this week & I'm not joking we have had some very strange goings on every night."
Strange goings-on in the Poulter house? Was Ian laying out his next day's outfit? No. He quickly added: "We have a dead bolted door in the house & every morning that door is unlocked & slightly open. It's happened 7 times already."
Yes, I can see how that would be disconcerting. Although my thoughts wouldn't turn to spirits, but to someone playing a trick on me. Or a squatter living in the attic. But hopefully just the former.
Poulter then updated: "No joke for real, very bizarre the door is pretty solid with a dead bolt & number of times it's been unlocked & open. Calling home owner now"
Alas, no tweets about the conversation with the homeowner, or what — if anything — happened next. But Poulter did seem unnerved by the experience, judging by his tweets — and the 75 he shot during his round later that day.
Finally Poulter reached out fellow pros for help, first with this: "@Graeme_McDowell I might join you mate we have a ghost in our house and it's given a strange feel in this house."
And then: "@PGA_JohnDaly hi mate can you come scare our ghost away please." But asking Daly for help with a ghost isn't going to get you anywhere: Daly hasn't exorcised in years.