Perfect dayHow trite.
Did you know Tiger's perfect day is to surf, ski, play golf and go spear-fishing in the same day?
Biggest challengeC'mon Tiger, stop procrastinating and become a better person today!
Did you know that Tiger's biggest challenge is to become a better person tomorrow?
RetreatI'm not even sure what joke to make about that one.
Did you know that Tiger's retreat is to go underwater shooting fish?
IndulgenceHmmm. I thought Tiger's indulgence was skanks.
Did you know that Tiger's indulgence is to spend his time on his boat?