Monday, November 15, 2010

Did You Know This About Tiger?

Tiger Woods' website, tigerwoods.com, has a "Did You Know" page that I stumbled across today. For example:

Perfect day
Did you know Tiger's perfect day is to surf, ski, play golf and go spear-fishing in the same day?
How trite.

Biggest challenge
Did you know that Tiger's biggest challenge is to become a better person tomorrow?
C'mon Tiger, stop procrastinating and become a better person today!

Retreat
Did you know that Tiger's retreat is to go underwater shooting fish?
I'm not even sure what joke to make about that one.

Indulgence
Did you know that Tiger's indulgence is to spend his time on his boat?
Hmmm. I thought Tiger's indulgence was skanks.

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