Colin's photo (below) is so grainy, and he looks so young, because this pic is from his college playing days at Houston Baptist University. It's hard to imagine Monty going to college in Houston, isn't it? Seems like he should have melted.
So far, nobody has addressed the most import question of this 2010 Ryder Cup. Who would win in fight: Corey Pavin's 1970s porno mustache, or Colin Montgomerie's faux white-boy 'fro? I'm going with the 'stache.