Caption This: Hungry Helen

Here's Helen Alfredsson about to take a bite out of French soccer star Zinedine Zidane after she won the 2008 Evian Masters. What's your caption for this photo?

"The hot dog she had at the turn just didn't fill up Helen Alfredsson."

The Perfect Shot?

You ever notice how many golf jokes involve the death of, the killing of, or the injury of a golfer's wife?

A golfer is standing over his tee shot on the first hole for what seems like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, checking the yardage, the wind direction and speed. In general, driving his partner crazy.

Finally the partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"

The golfer replies, "But my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. So I want to make the the perfect shot."

His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:

"Forget it man, you don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"

More Keri Murphy Bloopers

Here's our favorite golf host Keri Murphy in another blooper reel. These bloopers are from Keri's work with GolfNow.tv. Starting July 22, she'll be hosting "Highway 18" on the Golf Channel.

Caption This: Lefty at the Scottish Open

The real caption: "Phil Mickelson of USA stretches as he plays on the 3rd hole during the first round of the Scottish Open at Loch Lomond in Scotland, on July 10, 2008. (Andrew Yates/AFP/Getty Images)"

Write your own caption in comments.

"Deciding this golf thing might not work out, Phil Mickelson plans to try out for the Arizona Rattlers of the Arena Football League as a long snapper."