
Here's Helen Alfredsson about to take a bite out of French soccer star Zinedine Zidane after she won the 2008 Evian Masters. What's your caption for this photo?
"The hot dog she had at the turn just didn't fill up Helen Alfredsson."
A golfer is standing over his tee shot on the first hole for what seems like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, checking the yardage, the wind direction and speed. In general, driving his partner crazy.
Finally the partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"
The golfer replies, "But my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. So I want to make the the perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"

*Is "flog" ... whip it good! Golf Spelled Backwards is a lighthearted loop around the links. We focus on funnies and fun - golf humor, golf games, golf jokes, golf hotties, golf oddities, golf fun. Hey, this game is hard enough without taking it too seriously.