Saturday, June 15, 2013

Top 10 Golfers with Good Porn Names

Let's say you're a professional golfer and decide you want to go into porn. First: Try not to think about Tim Herron, Charley Hoffman, Tom Kite or Laura Davies doing porn. Second: Ask yourself, which pro golfers in history could go into porn without needing to change their names?

Because if there's one thing porn is known for, it's for ridiculously double-entendre-ish names.

Top 10 Golfers Who Could Go Into Porn Without Needing to Change Their Names
10. John Ball
9. Wiffy Cox
8. Jamie Lovemark
7. Dicky Pride
6. Pearl Sinn
5. Gay Brewer
4. Johnny Golden
3. Scott Laycock
2. Dick Lotz
1. Paula Creamer

And the golfer with the worst porn name:
1. Patrick Cantlay

(Update: How could I have forgotten Nancy Ramsbottom?)

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