Samuel L. Jackson's Kangol Is the One that Says 'Bad Mother-------'

Get that mother******* visor off your mother******* head!

That's the message contained in Kangol's new Samuel L. Jackson collection of golf hats and caps. And Samuel L. Jackson is the coolest golfer on the planet, so are you going to argue? Jackson "worked closely with Kangol's design team to personally select each of the heritage shapes and fabrics within the collection," the company states. And continues:

"While the Kangol Golf by Samuel L. Jackson collection offers nods to Kangol's history, it also incorporates ultra-modern performance treatments. The refined Heritage styles feature P2i's revolutionary, liquid-repellent ion-mask technology, which provides an undetectable coating, causing liquids to bead up and roll off the hats.

"The range of hats incorporates Samuel L. Jackson's personal touches through use of his favorite colors, purple and yellow. The SLJ Jacquard print on the P2i Golf Spitfire was inspired by a vintage hat from Samuel's personal Kangol hat collection to create his own unique print. All hats in the range contain an interior 'Kangol Golf by Samuel L. Jackson' woven label."

You ever notice how most golf company press release sound the same? You know who doesn't sound like everyone else? Samuel L. Jackson, mother******!

Like that time, in that movie, he said, "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the golfers through the Valley of Sin. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost golf balls."

Or "I'll just walk the earth. ... meet people... get into adventures. Like John Daly searching for a lost ball."

Or "You refer to the prophecy of The One, who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's Rory McIlroy?"

I'm partial to the golf-themed remakes of his movies that Sam has done. Such as:

  • Decisions on the Rules of Engagement
  • Graphite Shaft
  • Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Callaway Clones
  • Coach Harmon
  • Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of Horton Smith
  • Snakes on a Swing Plane
  • Bethpage Black Snake Moan

You know what else I'm partial to? Kangols! Because if they're good enough for Samuel L. Jackson, they're good enough for me.

But whether you love Kangol caps or not, just remember ... Get that mother******* visor off your mother******* head!

See the Kangol website for more.

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