Booty Patrol: Beatriz Recari

Gotta hand it to Golf Babes: The Squire knows a golf babe when he sees one, and Beatriz Recari is a golf babe. No, you can't really tell it from the pic above, but check out the Squire's collection of Beatriz Recari pictures and you'll see.

Besides, here at GSB, we're on Booty Patrol. Booty Duty, as it were. And Recari is showing quite a bit of ... upper thigh ... in those shorts.

Hold That Weenie

LPGA player Jeehae Lee puts her hands on the weiner. The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, that is, which was in Portland for the LPGA's Safeway Classic. Jeehae posted this on Twitter.

True story: The ol' lady (yes, hard as it is to believe, I'm married) loves footlong chili cheese dogs from Sonic. But she hates hot dogs. Quite the conundrum, eh? So when we go to Sonic, and I order, I order like this: "One footlong chili cheese dog ... hold the weenie."

And it's fun every time.

Deep Thought: Solheim Cup

There's a fine line between team spirit and supporting your teammates, and pure, unadulterated obnoxiousness. And Christina Kim crashes across that line.

Mourning Wood

Team USA Solheim Cup captain Beth Daniel printed three signs to hang on the wall of the American team room this week at Rich Harvest Farms, three signs containing inspirational quotes. Christina Kim posted pics of each quote on Twitter:







Yeah, fine. Do you see the problem? Wood paneling!

Seriously, wood paneling? At Rich Harvest Farms? In the team room? Presumably this is not the tool shed out behind the cart barn that Team USA is using for a team room. Presumably this is a room at Rich Harvest Farms that the host course considers a great room.

And yet, it has wood paneling. And not mountain lodge wood paneling, but split-level-ranch, Brady-Bunch-house, 1970s wood paneling. Daniel should find some shag and break out the fondue pots.

Solheim Preview Pics

The American team's golf bags for the Solheim Cup were designed by captain Beth Daniel. Below is Morgan Pressel's. They are getting rave reviews from the players ... but I dunno. Seems a bit over-the-top. Then again, I don't equate playing in a golf tournament with patriotism, so ...



Then there's Christina Kim's fingernails, and this I like (might even do my toes like this):



Photos posted by the mentioned players on Twitter.

When Golf Companies Fight

Oh, it's not a pretty sight. Callaway recently ran ads claiming that its Diablo driver is longer than TaylorMade's Burner driver. Which led TaylorMade to whip out its ... uh ... own test results and scream, "Look! Look, mine's bigger than yours!"

TaylorMade sent out an email to its subscribers with the subject line "Bad Lies." Look on the TaylorMadeGolf.com homepage and you'll see the same large headline.

The email and homepage exclaim, "A competitor recently made deceptive claims that their drivers are longer than TaylorMade drivers. Those claims are not true. To mislead golfers about their inferior equipment (awwwwww snap!*), they manipulated the variables and conditions of their tests to achieve the results they wanted."

Gee, I wish I could manipulate the variables and conditions of the pro shop to achieve the affordable price I'd like to see on TaylorMade (and Callaway, and Titleist, and ...) equipment.

On the TM Web site, the company's Senior Director of Product Creation, Tom Olsavsky, appears in a couple-minutes-long video laying the smack down on Callaway's claims. He concludes by saying, "And Callaway's developers have bad breath**."

This feud ain't pretty, and neither is Tom, but it's fun! TaylorMade and Callaway, I demand water balloons at 20 paces!

*I added this, it didn't actually appear in the email ... but it should have!
**Not really.

You Say It's Your Birthday

Well, happy birthday to you!



Princess Paula Creamer celebrates her birthday in this pic posted by Morgan Pressel on Twitter. Paula celebrates with balloons. There's something to be said for maintaining childhood traditions in some areas of one's life. Maybe I'll celebrate my next birthday with balloons!

Nah, I'll stick with the hookers.

If the Smeller's the Feller, Is Tiger the Feller?

The golf webs are atwitter - or is that atooter? - over a video clip from the Buick Open in which some poor soul lets rip with the ol' butt trumpet and sends Tiger Woods and his caddie a'gigglin'.

But that isn't the first fart clip relating to Tiger. Several years ago, during one of the "Battle at the Bighorn" made-for-TV primetime specials, something similar happened. Or was it Tiger himself who dealt it? The announcers giggle, and so does Woods.



Woods is known for many things in golf, and one of those things happens to be blowing his krack kazoo. Woods and caddie Steve Williams, according to a Williams interview from years ago, sometimes engage in farting contests while walking down the fartway. I mean fairway. Elin is a lucky, lucky woman.