Worst Tournament Name ... Ever

That would be the Waste Management Phoenix Open, the new name of what used to be the PGA Tour FBR Open. Wow. What's the marketing slogan? "With a name like Waste Management Phoenix Open, it's got to be good!"

I get it. Waste Management is a major company; the PGA Tour needs sponsors. In this economy, it takes them where it can find them.

And it could be worse. It could be much worse ...

Top 10 Rejected Names of the Waste Management Phoenix Open
10. Acid Reflux Phoenix Open
9. Open Sewer Phoenix Open
8. Hairy Mole Phoenix Open
7. Stinking Cesspool Phoenix Open
6. Painful Bunion Phoenix Open
5. My Butt Itches Phoenix Open
4. Yeast Infection Phoenix Open
3. Adult Diapers Phoenix Open
2. There's This Weird Thing on My Balls Phoenix Open
1. It Hurts When I Pee Phoenix Open