Golf Digest Asks: What are 10 Things Obama Can Learn from Tiger?

Golf Spelled Backwards says: I don't know, but I bet defensive driving isn't one of them.

That's the January cover of Golf Digest above, featuring Tiger Woods and President Barack Obama. In the press release announcing its Tiger/Obama cover story, GD includes this:

Fun Fact: Using Golf Digest's Presidential Rankings, we compared the Dow Jones Industrial Average on both the inauguration and final day in office of our best golfing Presidents. Nine out of the top 10 saw increases in the Dow during their terms.

Greeeeeaaaat. Another useless data point for those mystical nitwits of Wall Street to add to their "analytics."

Message to the President: Don't let Tiger near your woman.