Scoop? There It Is

What do you get the golfer who is REALLY lazy? Get him/her a Scramble Scoop, the ball retriever designed to let you grab those stray golf balls without even getting off your lazy, fat ass!



The Scramble Scoop was originally developed for use in tournament play - a device that can speed up scrambles. No need to hop out of the cart and pick up the balls that aren't being played - just do a drive-by.

But the manufacturers apparently later discovered that most golfers are lazy lard-butts who play golf only as an excuse to drink beer. What better product to market to that segment of the golf population?

And think of the non-golf uses. For example, the Scramble Scoop can save you money. How? No need to visit the clubhouse between nines for food. Pop a hibachi in the back of the cart, and use the Scramble Scoop to grab a few squirrels along the way. Mmmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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