Synchronized Body English

It's almost as is if they planned it, as if they worked out a routine ahead of time. "They" are Carly Booth (right) and Breanne Loucks of the Great Britain & Ireland Curtis Cup team, reacting in unison to a missed putt.

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Big Daddy Weedwhacker

Is it a driver, or is it a lawn maintenance machine? It's a weed whacker disguised as a driver. It's the Big Daddy Driver. Carry it in your golf bag, pull it out when you're in the rough, trim the rough, play your shot from a nicely mowed spot.

I wonder if it's USGA legal ...

Water Ball(s)

Richard Finch gets wet playing a shot from a steep embankment in the 2008 Irish Open:

Annika Sorenstam on Letterman

Annika Sorenstam doing the Top 10 Reasons She's Retiring on Letterman. This one was pretty good. Much better than this one.

But Is It a Movable Obstruction?

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Wrist Inflation

Hey, I like Michelle Wie. I hope she comes back like gangbusters. But you have to admit, she has a knack for saying stupid things from time to time.

For example, she's still complaining about her wrist. She told the Orlando Sentinel that she does have career regrets:

"The one thing is that I wouldn't have played last year. Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with a wrist that had three broken bones. My mind and my body were in two different solar systems."

What? Three broken bones? Remember when the Wies were saying it was just a sprain? That was after they went months without saying anything at all. Then it was a broken bone in the wrist. Now it's three broken bones in the wrist. Hey, I don't doubt there really were three broken bones. Michelle would just help her credibility a lot by telling the truth from the start rather than letting it out in drips and drabs.

Turns out there are lots of other maladies that, looking back, Michelle wouldn't have played with last year either. Here are the top 10:

10. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with a wrist that had four broken bones."

9. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with a wrist that had all of its bones surgically removed."

8. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with a refrigerator strapped to my back."

7. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with needles in my eyes."

6. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played without minty fresh breath."

5. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with a caddie who yodeled during my swing."

4. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with a wallet that was so heavy."

3. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with my hands tied behind my back."

2. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played paralyzed from the neck down."

1. "Looking back on it, there's no way I could have played with that swing I had."

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Yep, it's Se Ri Pak drinking beer out of the trophy she won at the Michelob Ultra Open.

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The first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

Strange Bedfellows

John Daly's not in the news (today), but one of his (many) ex-wives is. Turns out that ex-wife Paulette Dean Daly is among the (growing number of) women with whom baseball superstar Roger Clemens is alleged to have had affairs. From the New York Daily News:

Several sources told the Daily News Wednesday that Clemens had a relationship with Paulette Dean Daly, a former wife of champion golfer John Daly.

The sources said Clemens, a married father of four, arranged trips to Anaheim Stadium for Daly - the latest woman to emerge as an alleged Rocket flame - to watch him pitch forthe Yankees against the Angels. Sources also said he spent time with her in Palm Springs, Calif.

The pair met at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic, a Palm Springs golf tournament that Paulette Dean Daly has been involved with for many years - including stints as a "Classic Girl," one of the beautiful women who help in ceremonial duties at the event, sources said.

"Yeah, I've known Roger quite a while and we are friends," Daly said yesterday.

She declined to elaborate on the nature of her relationship with the pitcher, but did not deny allegations from several sources that it was romantic and included financial support.

Asked if she had been romantically involved with Clemens, Daly replied: "You know what, I'm really uncomfortable talking about this. I'm just going to have to say, 'No comment.'

"I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That's all I'm comfortable saying."

Clemens' relationship with Daly is said to have come after the end of her marriage to the hard-driving golfer. That was on the heels of a grim incident at the 1997 Players Championship, where the golfer was taken to a hospital with alcohol poisoning.

The beauty married the golfer in Las Vegas in January 1995 at the Little Church of the West. He wore blue jeans, cowboy boots, a dark jacket and no tie. She wore white.

Daly is still involved with the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic as an organizer of famously lavish parties there.

Wow. Roger gets around. But he hasn't bagged every broad on the block. No sir.

Top 10 Women Roger Clemens Has Not Slept With
10. Paula Jones
9. Barbara Walters
8. Whoopi Goldberg
7. Sherri Daly
6. Tanya Tucker
5. Michelle Wie
4. Sara Evans
3. Laura Davies
2. Margo Adams
1. Elin Nordegren Woods