Top-Flight's Rapping "D2 Man"

As things like this go, this one isn't half bad (hat tip to Golf Blogger):

It's Raining Bullets

Here's an odd story: a bullet fell out of the sky onto the Zurich Classic driving range and injured celebrity chef Paul Prudhomme, who was there cooking for the players and corporate bigwigs.

Gotta Joke For You

This one is called The Funeral Procession, and I stole it from here.

Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance
to putt for dough. If he makes his 10-foot putt, he wins $200.

Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral
procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole.

Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, and waits for the funeral procession to completely pass. One all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again.

"Wow," one of his opponents says. "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. You've got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped and paid your respects. You really are something."

"Well," Charlie says, "we were married for 25 years."

John Daly's Next Swing Coach

So, now that John Daly has run off Butch Harmon, who might his next swing coach be? I have a few candidates:

• David Leadbetter: In Daly, Leadbetter would finally have a golfer so bad that Lead couldn't make him any worse.
  
  
• Paris Hilton: Paris is famous for being famous. Daly was once famous for golf, now he's famous for ... um ... er ...
  
  
• Dr. Phil: Hey, he did wonders for Britney.
  
  
• Me: I'm a fat drunk too! Only without the drunk part.
  

Caught With Her Pants Down?

Lorena Ochoa at the HSBC Champions, taking the low-rise jeans fad a bit too far.

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