Hog Heaven?

Playing golf in South Africa must be an interesting - perhaps scary, sometimes even dangerous - activity. And not only because of wayward balls, pro shop hot dogs and old men who smell of cigars and beer.

Here's a warthog ambling across the fairway. The woman in the background? That's Japanese golfer Shinobu Moromizato, in Sun City for the Women's World Cup. That's OK, Shinobu, I think I'd keep my distance, too.

See earlier pic from Sun City.

Damn You, Sock Lines!

Damn you sock lines all to hell!

Tired of dealing with those sock lines created by years of golf? Sick of having those pasty white feet set off against those deeply tanned calves and ankles? Then you, yes you, may need the Tootsie Tanner!

Just insert your feeties into the Tootsie Tanner and fire it up. And before you know it, the only part of your body not yet at risk for melanoma will be just as tan as the rest of you!

The Tootsie Tanner (Web site) costs around $200.

This Guy's Got It All Figured Out

The only golf tip clip you'll ever need to watch is this one. The secrets of golf revealed.