For the Man Who Has Everything ...

... except self-control and self-respect, it's the Uroclub!



"It appears you're just checking out your club" the voiceover says. Yes, it sure does ... but not that club!

The Uroclub is a facsimile of a golf club that you carry in your golf bag. It has a hollowed "grip" that serves as a reservoir for ... urine. Yes, the Uroclub is designed to be peed into by guys who really gotta go. Yep, just stand there, conceal your privates with a towel, unzip (both your zipper and the Uroclub's twist-off top) and let it rip.

We all know guys who need this, right? NO! They don't need another excuse to pee in public! They need an ass-whuppin' for being such gorillas. Were they raised in barns? Did their parents teach them nothing about manners, sanitation, living in a civil society?

Besides, do you really want to carry around a canister of pee in your golf bag the rest of the round?

Let's hope and pray the company never develops a No. 2 iron.