John Daly's Next Swing Coach

So, now that John Daly has run off Butch Harmon, who might his next swing coach be? I have a few candidates:

• David Leadbetter: In Daly, Leadbetter would finally have a golfer so bad that Lead couldn't make him any worse.
  
  
• Paris Hilton: Paris is famous for being famous. Daly was once famous for golf, now he's famous for ... um ... er ...
  
  
• Dr. Phil: Hey, he did wonders for Britney.
  
  
• Me: I'm a fat drunk too! Only without the drunk part.