I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle

I got nothing. Except to point out those are baboons in the foreground, Luke Donald in the background, and the setting is the Nedbank Challenge in Sun City, South Africa.

Caption This

"Now, Mr. Putter, please turn your head and cough."

Add your own caption in comments.

(Raphael Jacquelin at the World Cup of Golf; photo by Mike Clark/AFP/Getty Images)

You Know You're Not Improving ...

Ripped straight from the pages of Golf Digest (Dec. 2007 issue):

You know you're not improving as a golfer when ...

• Someone from GHIN calls and asks how you're feeling.
  
• You're searching through the woods and find the ball you hit ... last Saturday.
  
• You go to your weekly lesson and find the instructor hanging from a shower rod.
  
• The guy who fetches balls from the water sends you a ham at Christmas.
  
• You ask for a bucket of balls, and the guy behind the counter says, "What for?"
  
• A cell phone goes off in your backswing, and you hit your best shot of the day.
  
• Before you putt, you catch your partner writing down your score.
  
• Your forecaddie is wearing Kevlar.
  
• They create a new flight for you in the club championship.
  

Tiger Woods Butt Trumpet

Oh no he didn't! Did he? Did Tiger Woods cut one during a live Battle at the Bighorn? The evidence is circumstantial ... see for yourself:



I'll say this: Woods is known for playing a mean butt trumpet.

More Booty: Morgan Pressel

Above is Morgan Pressel at the 2007 ADT Championship. Below is Morgan Pressel several months earlier.



Let's hope she never learns ...

(Hat tip to Waggle Room)

Se Ri Pak Booty Hall Call

Congratulations to Se Ri Pak for her much-deserved induction into the World Golf Hall of Fame. To celebrate, we present this YouTube clip, 2:39 of nothing but pics of Se Ri Pak's butt. Is this a great country, or what?

Driving Range Booty

The post below was headlined "Pro Shop Booty." So I suppose this one has to be called "Driving Range Booty." Only I like this booty much better. It belongs to LPGA Tour golfer Paige Mackenzie, who was caddying for her brother Brock Mackenzie at the Nationwide Tour tournament in Chattanooga.

Yes, Paige has quite a nice booty ... cue the music: "I like big butts I cannot lie ..."

Pro Shop Booty: Golfers Soap

Golfers soap. For real? Hey, would I lye to you?

As far as I can tell, the only reason they call it golfers soap is that the wrapper features a golfing scene. So don't worry. It won't give you the fragrance of cheap cigars, stale beer and gallons of sunscreen. You'll have to get those the old-fashioned way.

Hidden Valley Farms golfers soap