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Here's mine: "Vijay was shocked to see just how far John Daly had deteriorated."

Heard This One?

Golfer A: "I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!"

Golfer B: "Great trade!"

(Have you ever noticed how many golf jokes revolve around bashing the wife? The "old boy, old money" origins of the game ...)

Do You Have the Balls?

Golf Vacation Insider reports:

On Friday, nine men will be competing in a tournament as part of a unique Dominican Republic golf vacation, one that includes the "companionship" of a gaggle of beautiful, female escorts. Yes, at this tournament, everyone scores well.

The tournament has become an annual event for Viking's Exotic Resort, a small, Dominican Republic hideaway where you not only choose the type of villa you want to stay in, but also the girls you're going to share it with.

Hmmm, I'd like to stay with Jeong Jang and Shi Hyun Ahn. Can they arrange that?

The resort's Web site has the none-too-subtle URL of cat69.com. GVI quotes from the site:

According to Viking’s website, upon arrival, "You are greeted by an extraordinary welcoming party...a stunning array of sensuously beautiful women...who exhibit only the finest qualities that we feel our clients have come to appreciate."

Guests then have a few hours to mix and mingle with the girls, all of whom hail from Eastern Europe and South America and are between the ages of 18 and 26, the resort claims, before making selections. The website also says, "Our selection process is based on first come, first served." You just can’t make this stuff up.

No, you can't make this stuff up. Thanks to Golf Vacation Insider for the tip. Just one question:

Do they offer free replays?

Keri Murphy Bloopers

Our favorite golf announcer isn't one of the network television employees, it's Keri Murphy of GolfNowTV. If you've never seen Keri before, then watch this blooper reel and you'll understand why we're such fans.

Natalie Gulbis is so hot ...

... under all those layers of clothing:



Look, Natalie, over there - a pinup photographer!

Tell Me Something Good

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Bobby Knight: Dork on Golf

Bobby Knight is an idiot. A punk. It's no surprise he'd act this way on a golf course. This clip is outtakes from a golf show that Knight hosted.

Not work safe!

That's My Wife and My Mistress

Two friends are playing golf, and they catch up to a group of two women playing ahead. The ladies are playing slow, and the guys get tired of waiting.

So oOne of the guys starts walking toward the ladies to ask if they can play through. About halfway there he stops, turns around and returns to his friend.

"I can't go up there and talk to them," he says, "that's my wife and my mistress!"

So his friend starts walking up to the women. But about halfway there he stops, and turns around.

When he gets back to his friend, he just says, "Small world."

Drunk Driving?

Friends don't let friends drive drunk ... But any sober analysis of Bill Murray's DUI arrest while driving a golf cart through Stockholm probably exonerates our favorite gopher killer.



Getty Photos image from the Dunhill Links.

Natalie Knows Ball Control

Natalie Gulbis goes birdie hunting ... or something.