Repair Divots, Menace Playing Partners

Here's a pro shop find: the Green Buddy SwitchBlade divot repair tool. Yep, it's a repair tool that uses a switchblade action to open. After the round, use it to rob a liquor store. (Or, if you're one of those cart-riding, beer-guzzling fat-slob-golfers, rob the liquor store before your round.)

You can find 'em for sale by searching Yahoo for "Green Buddy Switch Blade Tool."