You Know You're Not Improving ...

Ripped straight from the pages of Golf Digest (Dec. 2007 issue):

You know you're not improving as a golfer when ...

• Someone from GHIN calls and asks how you're feeling.
  
• You're searching through the woods and find the ball you hit ... last Saturday.
  
• You go to your weekly lesson and find the instructor hanging from a shower rod.
  
• The guy who fetches balls from the water sends you a ham at Christmas.
  
• You ask for a bucket of balls, and the guy behind the counter says, "What for?"
  
• A cell phone goes off in your backswing, and you hit your best shot of the day.
  
• Before you putt, you catch your partner writing down your score.
  
• Your forecaddie is wearing Kevlar.
  
• They create a new flight for you in the club championship.