Pro Shop Booty: Golfers Soap

Golfers soap. For real? Hey, would I lye to you?

As far as I can tell, the only reason they call it golfers soap is that the wrapper features a golfing scene. So don't worry. It won't give you the fragrance of cheap cigars, stale beer and gallons of sunscreen. You'll have to get those the old-fashioned way.

Hidden Valley Farms golfers soap